I love LA, although I hate the traffic, which means geographic undesirability has nothing to do with prestige and everything to do with how long I'll be in my car.
I'm a comedy writer who loves her work. I'm a cautious optimist who doesn't really believe you can find true love online, but is willing to give it another try. Although not willing enough to sign up for a year.
If you're someone who hates either reading or TV, this will not work. I can spend half an hour talking about the merits of "The Wire," "Band of Brothers," "30 Rock," "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and the uncut, commercial-free genius of Turner Classic Movies. If that's something that would bore you to tears, then please move along, there's nothing to see here.
My Ideal Person:
Someone who's kind, reliable, with a good sense of humor. Tall is good.
The last great book I read Judgment Days: Lyndon Baines Johnson, Martin Luther King, Jr. and the Laws That Changed America by Nick Kotz. But I also read a lot of crap, including everything Vince Flynn writes. The best fiction is The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon.
My most humbling moment I inadvertantly flashed the U.S. Senate while giving a tour one day.
Favorite on-screen sex scene This is tough. I think the ones that stand out the most are the ones from the waning days of my virginity. Maybe I was looking for pointers? "The Big Easy" was pretty hot. "Dirty Dancing." More recently "Shakespeare in Love." Implicitly, "Red Dust" has some pretty hot images.
The celebrity I resemble the most A cross between Allison Janney and Tina Fey.
The best or worst lie I've ever told I can't recall specifics, but most of my lies involve telling people they're funnier or thinner than they actually are.
If I could be anywhere right now LA is never a particularly bad place to be, unless it's during an earthquake or riot. Or, the inevitable riot during an earthquake.
But I've always wanted to see Paris.
Five items I can't live without Tivo, books, Turner Classic movies, my car, dental floss.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. Ricky Gervais is sexy. George Clooney giving me the DVD set of the British "Office" is sexier.
In my bedroom one will find... White lights strung across the wall.
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