Funny mix of adult and child, with a brain that can work in weird directions. I have a huge playful side, but I am also quite loyal and caring.
I love to play games (ummm... real games, not stupid "wait 3 days before you call her back or she won't think you have any game" games). I love cracking jokes and making inane comments -- inane comments that often contain some sort of deeper truth. I love rocking out to tunes in my car (especially when nobody is looking) and dorking out on the computer. I love hanging out with my dog. "A boy and his dog" definitely applies to me.
I like to hang out with friends and do stuff like play disc golf and wiffleball. You know... baseball with the big plastic bats and the ball with holes in them? Through the years, my friends and I have made an elaborate set of official wiffleball Game(tm) rules, including...
--what to do if the ball flies into a car window
--what to do if the ball hits my poor sleeping dog
--when you are allowed to throw the big plastic bat at the pitcher
If I can find a way crack a joke, ham it up, or otherwise make a fool of myself, I often will. Cheap attention-getting is often a way for people like me to deal with inner shyness. Many actors and comedians are really shy at heart. You'd might as well sit back and enjoy the show!
Despite all these impish qualities, there are many times I will behave like an actual grownup. I am a very good listener in conversation and make a great sounding board. I am remarkably capable (for a guy, anyway) of dealing with emotions. I am exceedingly loyal. I am curiously sensitive. <--I will leave that last one open to your intpretation. heh
I am usually rather humble, which makes it difficult for me to describe myself. In such cases, I may find it useful to slip into my jester persona to tell you something totally ridiculous. In such cases, you may need to get after me to open up about what I am hiding. Again, it is often because I am shy.
If that does not work, you may have to tickle me mercilessly.
My Ideal Person:
For now, a female version of Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes". Or heck, you can be Hobbes, or even that little girl. Just look good in a striped shirt.
I can pretty much get along with anybody, but I tend to do best with people who have a sense of humor or an creative/alternative/nerdy bent. Someone who likes to think and play, and preferably thinks that the two are not incompatible. On the other hand, thinking alone can be good, as can playing alone. See the wiffleball comment above.
Oh, wait. I feel an inspirational moment coming on.......
A good relationship will make your heart sing and spirit soar.
A bad relationship will make your heart sting and spirit sore.
Oooooo, Oprah should pay me to write that kind of crap.
Oh, you can be creative any way you want, too. It is your creativity that makes you who you are. Like music? Fine. Like making things with your hands? Great. Like cracking bad jokes? Awesome. Like rambling train-of-consciousness talks about nothing while wandering about on the road to nowhere? Well, you're just weird, but probably pretty cool, too.
Be free, be sweet. Be funny, be kind. Be normal, be weird. Be a thinker, be a lover. But most of all, be yourself.
And look good in a striped shirt while doing it.
My most humbling moment
Getting kicked out of a bordello for failure to perform.
(that is just so wrong on so many levels...)
Favorite on-screen sex scene
The hotelroom/convention scene in Borat. What passion!
The celebrity I resemble the most
Scott Ian features, but my ex said I sound like Billy Bob
Thornton on the phone
The best or worst lie I've ever told
"I was pointing at the ceiling." (as the school
bully confronted me after I flipped him off)
If I could be anywhere right now
Aggghhhh!!!!! Don't make me think so much! I would
be in Uranus.
Five items I can't live without
my doggie -- curiosity -- sense of humor -- greenery -- some
stupid song playing over and over in my head
Without these five items, I would explode into a cloud of
dust and locusts. Poof! Just like that.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
footsies under the table is sexy; footsies under the table
when you are not actually by yourself is sexier.
In my bedroom one will find...
my bed, my dog, and 50 million dog toys
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