Me:
Or I might be able to catch one, a little boy for example, and half strangle him, three quarters, until he promises to give me my stick, give me soup, empty my pots, kiss me, fondle me, smile to me, give me my hat, stay with me, follow the hearse weeping into his handkerchief, that would be nice.
My Ideal Person:
You:
Or I might be able to catch one, a little girl for example, and half strangle her, three quarters, until she promises to give me my stick, give me soup, empty my pots, kiss me, fondle me, smile to me, give me my hat, stay with me, follow the hearse weeping into her handkerchief, that would be nice.
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What we normally call friends and friendships are no more than acquaintances and familiar relationships bound by some chance or some suitability, by means of which our souls support each other (Nothing wrong with that. It's super, in fact.).
In the friendship which I am talking about (Okay, this is over the top, ready?), souls are mingled and confounded in so universal a blending that they efface the seam which joins them together so that it cannot be found.
Plus, I'm new to Brooklyn, so I suppose I'm looking for Brooklyn boys who want to do some Brooklyn things.
The last great book I read
How about I kick ya in the nuts?
My most humbling moment
What a curious life.
Favorite on-screen sex scene
That rape scene in A Clockwork Orange. Or any rape scene.
I'm a romantic. In my refrigerator one will
find Useless information Nummer Twee: The names
of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye,
and Poopeye. So terrifically useless.
The celebrity I resemble the most
Mary, just leaving the library. Between the beautiful
and the ugly, how great is the distance?
The best or worst lie I've ever told
The world is conspiring to shower you with blessings. I
want to believe this.
If I could be anywhere right now
There's nothing more important than the happiness
of the people that you care about.
Five items I can't live without
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Y
That sound that you hear when nothing is spoken
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
Your stinky armpit is sexier. My nose buried in it is sexier.
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
In my bedroom one will find...
No nail polish. No crack.
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