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I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that whole thing. I've had more jobs than I can count -- everything from working with dismembered chicken embryos to guarding John Elway's dressing room -- but have somehow found my way into a career I mostly enjoy. If we get along at all, it'll usually be because I can make you laugh at how much of a moron I am. I'm as much of a fan of Saul Bellow as I am of that frustrating, enticing mind enema commonly known as cable television.
My Ideal Person:
Someone who's able to speak their mind. Appreciators of mid-sized American cities. Someone who's comfortable in any social situation. Someone who realizes how ridiculous New York can be, who doesn't always understand what they're getting for their rent, but loves the city anyway. Someone who feels a little cheated by history that they went to high school in the '90s.
Pretentiousness is a real pet peeve of mine. Someone who's driven but not a Type A personality. Look, I realize that everyone on this site likes NPR, cooking and indie rock. I'm more than on board with all of that. But the people I'm normally drawn to can move in really any social circle and generally don't care about where your from, what neighborhood you hang out in, or what kind of eyewear/hair style/jean cut you favor. Clear disregard for that kind of stuff is the most attractive thing I can think of.
The last great book I read Geronimo Rex by Barry Hannah.
Favorite on-screen sex scene On-screen? Meh.
The celebrity I resemble the most I've heard everything from Gellman (of Regis & Kathie Lee fame) to Topher Grace.
Five items I can't live without Running shoes, coffee and, lately, The Hype Machine
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. The word sexy should be retired. Its the kind of word Larry from Three's Company would use.
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